Sir Swank D'voidoffunk vs. Swagchild, i den eviga kampen om gott mot ont.
Sir Swank attempts to end the Funk because he is too cool to dance. He is the master of the Placebo Syndrome, which causes unFunkiness (a combination of stupidity and no dancing). His goal is to place the minds of all humanity into a state called the Zone of Zero Funkativity. Swagchild, on the other hand, uses his Bop Gun to achieve "Funkentelechy" for all humanity. With the Funky powers of the Bop Gun, Swagchild causes Sir Swank to reach Funkentelechy, and find his Funky soul. He then dances away the night.
